Quotes and Jokes 1 (23 Viewers)

[Elvis]

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Don't machine guns go, "taka-taka-taka-taka..." ?

 

[special ed]

Only British ones.

 

[Shortround6]

About 1/2 the time in print

The other 1/2 of of the time they go Buda-buda-buda-buda.

How did the US miss this great idea????

P-40s???? we don't need no stinking P-40s.

 

[Elvis]

About 1/2 the time in print

The other 1/2 of of the time they go Buda-buda-buda-buda.

How did the US miss this great idea????
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P-40s???? we don't need no stinking P-40s.

M3/M5 - Tank of a thousand uses.

 

[swampyankee]

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License fee to Disney: $200.00

 

[Greg Boeser]

Been there, doe

About 1/2 the time in print

The other 1/2 of of the time they go Buda-buda-buda-buda.

How did the US miss this great idea????
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P-40s???? we don't need no stinking P-40s.

Just to be clear,
The M2 .50 cal goes buda buda buda.
.30 cals go rat tat tat tat tat.
German machine guns go brrrrrrrt.
Japanese machine guns go taka taka taka.
Know your machine gun sounds.

 

[SaparotRob]

British .303's also go taka-taka-taka. Did you not see The Battle of Britain? Then again he might have been imitating German MGs.

 

[special ed]

I thought the guns in Asia went "buda, buda, buda. The German guns sort of snarl.

 

[A4K]

British .303's also go taka-taka-taka. Did you not see The Battle ofBritain? Then again he might have been imitating German MGs.

I thought that was 'Daga-daga-daga'.

 

[Greg Boeser]

British .303's also go taka-taka-taka. Did you not see The Battle ofBritain? Then again he might have been imitating German MGs.

Must have been a Vickers.

 

[Airframes]

Vicars don't usually have machine guns ........... oh, hang on, it reads Vickers !!

 

[Elvis]

I thought the guns in Asia went "buda, buda, buda. The German guns sort of snarl.

You're close. It's actually, "buddha-buddha-buddha..."

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snowman]

CFIT? Lady has tried TFR mode?

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Airframes]

 

[Wurger]