Quotes and Jokes 1 (97 Viewers)

[special ed]

And then, and then, he was attacked by ground hogs.

 

[MiTasol]

It's not funny. A classmate of mine was hill climbing with his dirt bike, slipped off the back and suffered ground nuts.
[True story]

Yes - when I went to school one of the other guys in my brothers class crashed his bike and the front mudguard entered his trousers and cut over half his penis off when it dragged it between the tyre and mudguard. As a 9 or 10 year old it did not bother any of us at the time but I sure felt sorry for him later

 

[MiTasol]

Yes - when I went to school one of the other guys in my brothers class crashed his bike and the front mudguard entered his trousers and cut over half his penis off when the tyre dragged it between the tyre and mudguard. As a 9 or 10 year old it did not bother any of us at the time but I sure felt sorry for him later

 

[ARTESH]

 

[ARTESH]

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King tiger? Nope!!!

Emperor Kittie? Yup!!!

 

[cammerjeff]

Well the "Scuba Bong" Takes the expression "recreational Diving" to a whole new level!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

A dad joke

 

[special ed]

 

[Greg Boeser]

OK, Marines,

I brought lunch!

 

[GTX]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

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That is so cute. Hope his wife saw this.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

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I didnt get it!!!

 

[WARSPITER]

I didnt get it!!!

Barnes Wallis was the man responsible for the bouncing bombs used in the dam buster raid.
Hence his cheque "bounced".

 

[ARTESH]

I got it!

Thanks!

 

[ARTESH]