Quotes and Jokes 1 (101 Viewers)

[Frog]

My Santa insists on top quality Cognac for his anti freeze

Bourbon, scotch, or gin?

One scotch, one beer, one bourbon (Georges Thorogood).

 

[GTX]

Bourbon, scotch, or gin?

Yes

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[WARSPITER]

"Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is please".

"No son".

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[ARTESH]

Ronaldo's wife and hijab!!!

 

[Snautzer01]

Best way to wear that thing.

 

[MIflyer]

Used to be, I did not spend any time debating it. If the box was intact I saved it and put it in the attic. Then a friend came to visit and I came home one day to find him packing up some items he had bought so he cold take them home as checked baggage. He said, "I had to go buy some cardboard boxes..." I just barely managed to stifle a scream.

Since then I have cleared out my attic of many of those cardboard boxes. Have to make room for the new ones.

 

[special ed]

My long time buddy had been a safety inspector and would lecture me about fire hazards. I tried to keep him from seeing the boxes.

 

[ARTESH]

- How many cardboard boxes you have?

+ Yes!

 

[GTX]

 

[ARTESH]

What about making it a worldwide rule?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Here is a guide for those who do not know what to give this Christmas

 

[at6]

I can't find my harmonica.

I'll sell you one for the price of twenty.

 

[WARSPITER]

You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the optometrist.

.....Everybody.......