Quotes and Jokes 1 (70 Viewers)

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[buffnut453]

A shop assistant, using a labelling gun, managed to fight off an armed robber who subsequently made his escape.

Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[Airframes]

Coat !

 

[Airframes]

What do you call a Belgian girl balancing three pints of beer on her head, and holding three beer mugs in each hand whilst standing on a basket ball ?


Beatrix ..............

Hang on Buff, I'm right behind you ..........................

 

[Greg Boeser]

What do you call a Belgian girl balancing three pints of beer on her head, and holding three beer mugs in each hand whilst standing on a basket ball ?


Beatrix ..............

Hang on Buff, I'm right behind you ..........................

I thought she was Dutch.

 

[Snautzer01]

I thought she was Dutch.

Any dutch girl can do that by kindergarten. Fact.

 

[Airframes]

Dual nationality .............

 

[Snautzer01]

Ha!! we export our expertise.

Look at Bertina, only a interm, but she got a b in beer.
B is in Beer the best grade one can get mind you.

Picture is Bertina getting the order to airframes table. He was a party of 1 at the time.

 

[Airframes]

Yeah, I had a slight thirst that night...... Karl had to catch up !

 

[Elvis]

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That's like the year my EX-brother-in-law bought my sister a Log Skidder for Christmas.
She was so happy about receiving it, she let him use it all the time.

 

[buffnut453]

Coat !

TBH, I thought the "serious Burns unit" one was worse.

 

[Snautzer01]

Yeah, I had a slight thirst that night...... Karl had to catch up !

Yeah i wonder why.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Look at those mugs!

 

[Snautzer01]

Look at those mugs!

i did do and will coninue

 

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[GTX]

 

[GTX]

New OCD Medication:

 

[Snautzer01]

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A rookie but she will get there im sure