Quotes and Jokes (38 Viewers)

[Wurger]

When I hear bacon sizzling on the grill, my mouth waters.
I think vegans feel the same way when they hear a lawnmower.

 

[Airframes]

Why do farts smell ?

For the benefit of the deaf .......................

 

[Wurger]

 

[buffnut453]

Why do farts smell ?

For the benefit of the deaf .......................

The first recorded telling of that joke was by Og the caveman...and it was ancient even back then! Sheesh!!!!

 

[CATCH 22]

Why do farts smell ?

For the benefit of the deaf .......................

That being said:

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

Don't know about y'all's experience, but for me an unusual but appreciated feature of this site is the pictures that usually are displayed on the first page. Don't know what this has to do with old airplanes but I ain't complaining.

 

[A4K]

Yep...this lady pops up on mine alot recently

 

[A4K]

... Joined today by her lovely friend.
(How much are flight tickets to Korea?? )

 

[Lucky13]

"I opened a book and in I strode.
Now nobody can find me.
I've left my chair, my house, my road,
My town and my world behind me.
I'm wearing the cloak, I've slipped on the ring,
I've swallowed the magic potion.
I've fought with a dragon, dined with a king
And dived in a bottomless ocean.
I opened a book and made some friends.
I shared their tears and laughter
And followed their road with its bumps and bends
To the happily ever after.
I finished my book and out I came.
The cloak can no longer hide me.
My chair and my house are just the same,
But I have a book inside me."

Julia Donaldson

 

[Wurger]

... Joined today by her lovely friend.
(How much are flight tickets to Korea?? )
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These virtual ones also made by the AI are for free. It's scary to think what else is virtual there ...

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Maxrobot1]

Pizza!

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]