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[cammerjeff]

I accidentally rebooted the network switch for the entire third floor.

Internet disappeared.

Phones dropped.

About 70 employees immediately stood up from their desks like prairie dogs.

I had two choices:

Admit I clicked the wrong switch.

Become proactive.

I sent this message:

"Unannounced infrastructure resilience exercise currently in progress. Please continue normal operations."

Then I waited five minutes and turned everything back on.

Service restored.

No data loss.

Nobody died.

The CTO replied:

"Love that we're testing this stuff proactively."

So I wrote a post-exercise report.

Objective: Validate employee response to unexpected connectivity loss.

Result: Successful.

Finding: Employees become extremely loud after approximately 12 seconds without internet.

Recommendation: Continue resilience testing quarterly.

My mistake now has a budget.

I just have one Question

1 - How did he send the message with the internet and phones down?

Yes I am the one that no one will watch airplane movies with ever again, and I think Die hard 2 is the funnyest movie ever made!

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]