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Rowan was a P-39 pilot in the Solomans in WW2. After surviving that, I guess he thought everything was funny. Don Adams of Get Smart was a solider on Guadalcanal and was wounded; I am surprised he thought anything was funny. Rod Serling was a paratrooper in the Pacific and had some experiences that were right out of the TZ.
FIFTH AIR FORCE, 49th FIGHTER GROUP, 8th FIGHTER SQUADRON, PAPUA NEW GUINEA. P-40N two kills - shot down, plane flipped on landing on a beach. Hurt his back. P-40 FIGHTER PILOT: DAN ROWAN
 
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.

Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say: Polish Remover
 
Life cannot be classified in terms of a simple neurological ladder, with human beings at the top; it is more accurate to talk of different forms of intelligence, each with its strengths and weaknesses.

This point was well demonstrated in the minutes before last December's tsunami [2004], when tourists grabbed their digital cameras and ran after the ebbing surf, and all the 'dumb' animals made for the hills.

Brian Reynolds Myers (born 1963), usually cited as B. R. Myers, author (b. 21 Aug 1963)
 

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