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[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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How do you turn it on?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[KLS&C 85]

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That ranks right up there with a manual typewriter and a rotary telephone!
The tag forget the recharging device...the P.E.N.C.I.L sharpener!

 

[KLS&C 85]

Fixed for accuracy.

That might just have been a few of us, not me, when we were released after Iraq in May and didn't drill again until September.

 

[Wurger]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

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Someone actually reported this? lol

 

[Wurger]

Someone actually reported this? lol

Yes ... he did.

 

[cammerjeff]

Someone actually reported this? lol

WOW!

 

[MIflyer]

The tag forget the recharging device...the P.E.N.C.I.L sharpener!

I once wrote a USAF style Technical Order for the Sharpener, Pencil, Manual Mil-S-22536 and posted it in our engineering office. I included a Note to the effect that it is Okay to turn the handle backwards but it will not sharpen the pencil and a Warning against inserting body parts into the Sharpener, Pencil, Manual.

I'd find fascinating things in the list of military specs. Stuff like Diaphragm, Female, Vaginal. But I never found a milspec on bras. I wanted to find out how they tested them; did it involve the use of a shake table?

 

[WARSPITER]

Someone actually reported this? lol

Whoever did thought there was a capacity to make a silicon chip off the old block.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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[MiTasol]

I once wrote a USAF style Technical Order for the Sharpener, Pencil, Manual Mil-S-22536 and posted it in our engineering office. I included a Note to the effect that it is Okay to turn the handle backwards but it will not sharpen the pencil and a Warning against inserting body parts into the Sharpener, Pencil, Manual.

I'd find fascinating things in the list of military specs. Stuff like Diaphragm, Female, Vaginal. But I never found a milspec on bras. I wanted to find out how they tested them; did it involve the use of a shake table?

And you did not keep a copy to paste here. Shame on you. You are deprived of bacon for 25 hours as punishment.