Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

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[Lucky13]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/1I5tVkemxf0?si=TTMH0fpOWHDznhTk

 

[syscom3]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MIflyer]

It wasn't THAT bad! Or was it?

 

[MiTasol]

THAT is going to be my nightmare for the next far too long.

 

[Greg Boeser]

It wasn't THAT bad! Or was it?

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Looks just like the pastor of our church back then. Just needs a cigar, and a tumbler of scotch.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[syscom3]

"On my first day as a Walmart greeter, a rude woman walked in with her two kids, yelling at
them.

I just smiled and said, "Good morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice kids, are they twins?"

She snapped, "No! One's 9 and the other's 7. Are you blind or stupid?"

I replied, "I am not blind or stupid, just surprised someone slept with you twice." Later, my
supervisor told me I might not be the best fit for the job."

 

[Gnomey]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Wurger]

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society.
The optimist invented the airplane and the pessimist invented the parachute.

George Bernard Shaw

 

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