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A steep penalty, but warranted in this situation.
 
I'm outa bacon anyway.

Do you suppose they used broomsticks or bananas to test the Diaphragm, Female, Vaginal?
Probably both. Like for a power on / power off stall. You have to know how it performs in both states.
 
Some of today's mail


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While I could cope, I have my deck of Iraq's most wanted playing cards and a huge library of books. I don't text. Disabled on flip phone.
It is the rest of the world I greatly worry about. How could people get around without GPS? They would actually have to talk to each other.
People would have to go back to playing table games. Do real jig saw puzzles.
Come to think of it, where is the switch?
 
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