Quotes and Jokes (13 Viewers)

[Frog]

General De Gaulle to General Massu :

- so Massu, still as dumb ?

Massu's reply :

- yes and still Gaullist.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

James Thurber, writer and cartoonist Dec 8, 1894 to Nov 2, 1961

 

[SaparotRob]

I loved his work. I should reread a few of his stories.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

Christmas is coming ...

 

[Deleted member 82436]

Christmas is coming ...

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Just let Mr. Grinch try to steal this Christmas tree. He will get a big BANG he wasn't expecting!

 

[MIflyer]

 

[Deleted member 82436]

 

[Deleted member 82436]

Did we go forward, or backwards in time????

 

[CATCH 22]

Did we go forward, or backwards in time????

I have no idea.

 

[Count de Bastrop]

I have no idea.

- But its replacement is under development!

- Still have no idea.

 

[syscom3]

LOL

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Deleted member 82436]

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I was denied

 

[MIflyer]

But its replacement is under development!

When the last B-21 is retired they'll do a salute fly over with a B-52. Inexplicable that the B-52 design team has not won the Nobel Peace Prize.

In 1985, when the Space Shuttle was going to replace all our other space boosters, I predicted that when the last Shuttle was retired you'd be able to watch the ceremony via a comsat launched by an expendable booster. The Shuttle people laughed at me. I was right.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]