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buffnut453
Captain
Really should've been a snow trooper with the correct uniform...like this:
I hate it when someone uses the wrong uniform in a joke. It really takes the edge off the humour.
Your's Grinchily...with a heavy serving of Bah! HUMBUG!!! on the side!
syscom3
Pacific Historian
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Really should've been a snow trooper with the correct uniform...like this:
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I hate it when someone uses the wrong uniform in a joke. It really takes the edge off the humour.
Your's Grinchily...with a heavy serving of Bah! HUMBUG!!! on the side!
The job was advertised as storm trooper. Several levels of misrepresentation.
buffnut453
Captain
Also, I'm not sure the white of the uniform is correct in that photo. Definitely lacks the Darth Hue that was present in the real uniforms.
buffnut453
Captain
Ok…enough Star Wars nonsense. Here's the immortal Snoopy to restore some semblance of order.
Sorry Tin Man, you are now some assembly required.
flypaper2222
Senior Airman
flypaper2222
Senior Airman
MIflyer
Captain
Just heard something interesting.
In 2022 the FDA found that many thousands of people are allergic to sesame seeds, so they categorized them as an allergen.
This action required food companies to make sure that sesame seeds were not included in their products unless they were listed as an ingredient.
This was a real problem for the food companies, since sesame seeds are very tiny and very hard to filter out, but the fines for failing to do so were substantial.
So the answer the food companies came up with was to deliberately add sesame seeds to all their products and list them as ingredients.
In 2022 the FDA found that many thousands of people are allergic to sesame seeds, so they categorized them as an allergen.
This action required food companies to make sure that sesame seeds were not included in their products unless they were listed as an ingredient.
This was a real problem for the food companies, since sesame seeds are very tiny and very hard to filter out, but the fines for failing to do so were substantial.
So the answer the food companies came up with was to deliberately add sesame seeds to all their products and list them as ingredients.
MIflyer
Captain
Heard something else interesting.
In 2019 the Govt of Mexico decided they needed lots more trees so they started a tree planting program and offered to pay people to take care of them.
They burned through $3B very quickly but the program did not pay for maintaining existing trees.
So poor people began cutting down the existing trees so they could be replaced with newly planted trees that they were paid to maintain.
The net result was that 280 square miles were deforested as the result of a program to add more trees.
In 2019 the Govt of Mexico decided they needed lots more trees so they started a tree planting program and offered to pay people to take care of them.
They burned through $3B very quickly but the program did not pay for maintaining existing trees.
So poor people began cutting down the existing trees so they could be replaced with newly planted trees that they were paid to maintain.
The net result was that 280 square miles were deforested as the result of a program to add more trees.
