Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[Airframes]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Night Fighter Nut]

On road trips, we would play a game with the passing license plates. Generally there are three or more letters and each person had to come up with what those letters stood for. We could do that with anything that uses Acronyms. For example, many would know NASA, but after the Shuttle disaster, it was known as "Need Another Seven Astronauts. IFR for avaition was Instrument Flying Rules...AKA I Follow Roads. Some of the things we came up with would have us in stitches. Would anyone like to take a shot at it?

 

[A4K]

'Escaped Storm Trooper'

 

[Night Fighter Nut]

Estrogen starved transvestite.

 

[SaparotRob]

Emotional support tarsier.

 

[Night Fighter Nut]

Evaluating Susan's trousers. Or... earth shattering truth.

 

[MIflyer]

 

[SaparotRob]

It's almost a Haiku.

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

Generally there are three or more letters and each person had to come up with what those letters stood for.

Yes, I have done that, example, CA Plate RSN: Registered Sex Nurse

There is a county in SC that has license plates that start with MIG. Wish I had one of those.

For MD plate EST: Established Serial Transvestite

One day I went to an Air Force BX Optometrist, looked at the eye chart and burst out laughing. The top line said BFRC.

In USAF space launch circles that stood for Big Fucking Red Cloud, which is what you have when a Titan launch goes bad.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Night Fighter Nut]

During WW2, the Navy had a plane called the SB2C, Helldiver. The unofficial name was Son of a Bitch Second Class.

 

[A4K]

In the RNZAF, our BAC 167 Strikemasters were usually known as 'Blunties', but some quite harshly called them 'SLUF's - 'Slow Little Ugly F***ers'.
I personally like them, and they were an effective aircraft in their day, so I always thought that was a bit mean. Funny...but mean. (Steps down off the soapbox...)

 

[CATCH 22]

Where did Santa go when Christmas was over?

New Zealand maybe?

 

[GTX]

 

[CATCH 22]

During WW2, the Navy had a plane called the SB2C, Helldiver. The unofficial name was Son of a Bitch Second Class.

Interestingly there was another "Helldiver" as well: the SBC.

This one probably was Son of a Bitch Curtiss.

 

[MiTasol]

In the RNZAF, our BAC 167 Strikemasters were usually known as 'Blunties', but some quite harshly called them 'SLUF's - 'Slow Little Ugly F***ers'.
I personally like them, and they were an effective aircraft in their day, so I always thought that was a bit mean. Funny...but mean. (Steps down off the soapbox...)

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They were also known as the clockwork mouse.