Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

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[Gnomey]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Cook a man to fish and he will be hungry tomorrow. Teach a man to fish and he will fill the garage with thousands of dollars worth of gear he will use maybe once or twice a year.

 

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I have most of my father's fishing gear. The boxes are filled with items to catch fishermen. We did catch fish, but the stories you won't believe.

 

[Frog]

Give a place at your fireplace to a man and he will be warm for one evening.

But if you set fire to this man, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

'Give a man a compilation disc and he dances for an evening. Teach a man to scratch and he dances for GENERATIONS'
-Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen)

 

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