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I remember a bloke who had a VW beetle. He hit a roo out near Rocky Gully. Having the low front and curve up the bonnet (hood) meant
the roo came straight up the front of the car and through the old flat windscreen into the passenger seat. This was not good as the roo was
then desperate to get away.

A roo has large legs as you probably know and it is the only thing they have for propulsion so it attempted to "kickstart" itself. Unfortunately
this fella's ribs and head were in a direct line to the legs and he got the crap kicked out of him until he managed to get his door open and
fall out onto the ground. The roo kindly jumped over him on the way out. Upshot - don't hit a roo if you are in a beetle.
There goes tomorrow's plans.
 
I remember a bloke who had a VW beetle. He hit a roo out near Rocky Gully. Having the low front and curve up the bonnet (hood) meant
the roo came straight up the front of the car and through the old flat windscreen into the passenger seat. This was not good as the roo was
then desperate to get away.

A roo has large legs as you probably know and it is the only thing they have for propulsion so it attempted to "kickstart" itself. Unfortunately
this fella's ribs and head were in a direct line to the legs and he got the crap kicked out of him until he managed to get his door open and
fall out onto the ground. The roo kindly jumped over him on the way out. Upshot - don't hit a roo if you are in a beetle.
Ouch. Poor b@stard!
 
There is an audio recording of an emergency call to a police department in the U.S. requesting "Send a man with a gun". Those of you expert on the internet should be able to find it.
It seems a man hit a deer and put it in his back seat and "It came alive" and was tearing his seats. When asked where he was, his answer was "I done toll you, I'm in a phone booth".
At the point he says, "O gawd, there goes the rear glass, please send a man with a gun" the police are heard laughing. When asked why he put the deer in his car, his answer was "I was takin it to the hospital".
Unfortunately, the audio was lost in a previous computer.
 

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