Quotes and Jokes (27 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

It's time, my friend, it's time

It's time, my friend, it's time! The heart longs for calm;
The days fly by, one after the other, and each hour bears away
A particle of being, while we two, you and I,
Suppose to live, and yet — just then — we die.
There is no joy in the world, but there is peace, and will.
Long have I dreamed of an enviable lot;
Long have I, a weary slave, been plotting an escape
Into a distant abode of labors and pure delights.

Pushkin

 

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[Frog]

What Artemis has really found :

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/s8n/status/2041624813815378192?s=20

 

[CATCH 22]

Getting older a man will learn that the gravity will worsen the girls to the left and make those to the right preferable.

 

[SaparotRob]

Agreed but…
I like big tails and that I can't deny

 

[MiTasol]

I prefer trim, taut and terrific myself.

Remember that song about fat tailed women was written by gays.

 

[buffnut453]

I prefer trim, taut and terrific myself.

Remember that song about fat tailed women was written by gays.

Do you mean "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen? If so, that was written by Brian May who definitely is NOT gay…he's been married for 26 years, and that's after being in a relationship with his future wife for 20 years prior to that. Pretty straight and monogamous, methinks.

 

[MiTasol]

Do you mean "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen? If so, that was written by Brian May who definitely is NOT gay…he's been married for 26 years, and that's after being in a relationship with his future wife for 20 years prior to that. Pretty straight and monogamous, methinks.

Thank you for that. I had always thought the whole band were gay which is why they were so talented - and no I am not gay but we have friends in various arts professions who are and I find that in many cases the most talented are also the most bent (in their own words). The same applies to my haematologist and oncologist. Both very bent and both the top in their fields.

 

[buffnut453]

Thank you for that. I had always thought the whole band were gay which is why they were so talented - and no I am not gay but we have friends in various arts professions who are and I find that in many cases the most talented are also the most bent (in their own words).

Freddy Mercury was the only gay member of Queen (actually, he was bisexual…although he avoided labels).

Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon are all definitely straight. Deacon has 6 kids with his wife of 51 (yes, they married in 1975) years.

Great band, great musicians, great music….but I may be a tad biased.

 

[SaparotRob]

I prefer trim, taut and terrific myself.

Remember that song about fat tailed women was written by gays.

I was talking 'bout airplanes. Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[special ed]

I am reminded of the song by Hogie Carmichael, "Chalkin and Markin"

 

[GTX]

All this talk deserves music:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&list=RDVMnjF1O4eH0&start_radio=1

 

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