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mikewint
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Greg Boeser
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I dated a tattoo artist for a while, until I realized she had designs on my body.
Bucksnort101
1st Lieutenant
I got his coat for him!!!
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Explain what? Except for that weird yellow line on the fence, looks pretty ordinary to me.
Would you like to use my matches.........
special ed
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- May 13, 2018
mikewint
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It's to remind the "group" that a fence is there and they do not run into it while running around holding their models aloft going "ZoomZoomZoomBrrrrrrrrrrrrZoomZoomEEEEYOOWZoomZoomZoom"
You should see the pic I have of the Mods meeting!!!!!!
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buffnut453
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You missed the "DAGADAGADAGADAGA!!!!"
Greg Boeser
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Jap Zeroes go taka-taka-taka.
Lucky13
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Pewpewpewpewratatatatatadagagagagacoughcoughcoughbangbangbangfireyoubastarddagasatagaratatata....
MiTasol
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Emu is a giant chicken
just uglier.
I once met a guy who claimed to have hit one roo and one Emu on the same trip with his car. I didn't see either of them but I saw the car. Grill, radiator and hood were fine (mostly) but the headlights and fenders were all destroyed.
Roos are so stupid that they will run across in front of a car and then blindly head back. Twice I have seen cars with doors damaged by roos doing that.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Ah. You are a P-39.
HOW TO SEEM CULTURED :
All characters have a big ass and small tits : Rubens.
All male characters look gays with cow eyes : Caravage.
The characters seems illuminated by a public light : Rembrandt.
All characters are nice looking and piled one above the other : Michelangelo.
There are dancing girls ; Degas.
Contrasted emaciated bearbed men ; El Greco.
Everybody looks like Vladimir Putin : Van Eyck.
They all have a face of crook and feign to be interested : the Parliament in session.
All characters have a big ass and small tits : Rubens.
All male characters look gays with cow eyes : Caravage.
The characters seems illuminated by a public light : Rembrandt.
All characters are nice looking and piled one above the other : Michelangelo.
There are dancing girls ; Degas.
Contrasted emaciated bearbed men ; El Greco.
Everybody looks like Vladimir Putin : Van Eyck.
They all have a face of crook and feign to be interested : the Parliament in session.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
They sound more like fraternity brothers just having fun.
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