Quotes and Jokes (19 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

HOW TO SEEM CULTURED :

All characters have a big ass and small tits : Rubens.
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All male characters look gays with cow eyes : Caravage.

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The characters seems illuminated by a public light : Rembrandt.
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All characters are nice looking and piled one above the other : Michelangelo.

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There are dancing girls ; Degas.
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Contrasted emaciated bearbed men ; El Greco.
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Everybody looks like Vladimir Putin : Van Eyck.
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They all have a face of crook and feign to be interested : the Parliament in session.

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Dude! You cracked the code!
I now know how to be all cultured 'n stuff.

 

[MiTasol]

HOW TO SEEM CULTURED :

Everybody looks like Vladimir Putin : Van Eyck.
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They all have a face of crook and feign to be interested : the Parliament in session.

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the last two are spot on.

 

[special ed]

I thought culture was what is on your teeth if you don't brush em'

 

[SaparotRob]

I had a girlfriend who called me her "petri dish of love".

 

[special ed]

 

[SaparotRob]

I learned to drive in Dad's beat up '68 Caddy Sedan de Ville. I called her "Starship Potemkin".

 

[Greg Boeser]

I learned to drive in Dad's beat up '68 Caddy Sedan de Ville. I called her "Starship Potemkin".

The '72 Gran Torino station wagon here.
So I feel for those poor suburban kids trying to pass the test with Mom's Escalade.

 

[Shortround6]

I once drove up at Drivers-Ed in 1967 with my father in his 1962 VW. Climbed behind the Wheel of the donated Buick with power everything and almost launched the drivers-ed teacher though the windshield the first time I hit the brakes.....in the parking lot.

 

[WARSPITER]

All that says a lot for taking your test in a Morris Mini Minor. I didn't have to do a three point turn or even park.
The testing officer (policeman back then) said there was no point.

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

 

[mikewint]

I learned to drive in Dad's beat up '68 Caddy Sedan de Ville.

I learned to drive ON my uncles 1950 Massey-Ferguson. Course with 500 acres Parking, Turning, Stopping, Hitting anything, etc. was never an issue

 

[Greg Boeser]

My kids got to drive their granddad's '52 John Deere "B".

 

[Count de Bastrop]

1947 Farmall Cub - 9.25 hp!
Then graduated to a 1958 Chevrolet pickup before taking my test in a 69 Buick Skylark

 

[cammerjeff]

For me it was my Fathers Korean war Surplus Dodge M37, before taking the drivers test in our 1969 427 Powered Chevy Brookwood wagon.

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

My late mother in law had never driven anything. My brothers in law had tried to teach her on a riding mower and gave up. My fellow airplane nut buddy, an instructor ticket holder, said at a weekend barbeque that he could teach her. As somethings were required for the feast, Frank took her to the local Wallyworld. After their return, a down cast Frank came in walking after my mother in law and sat down. All of us eager for the story, pressed him about what happened. She rode in the electric device normally used by the handicapped, and Frank finally said she demolished two end of aisle displays and knocked down an old man.

 

[Oliverlovesplanes]

 

[Lucky13]

"There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter."

Steve Fowler

 

[Maxrobot1]