Quotes and Jokes (16 Viewers)

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Maxrobot1]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Maxrobot1]

Remember him?

 

[Maxrobot1]

Remember Mike Mazurki?

 

[Greg Boeser]

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You had one job!

 

[SaparotRob]

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I had a voicemail from one of these guys. Synthetic female voice claiming to be an IRS agent. If I didn't pay in a similar way, "the local cops" will be sent.

 

[SaparotRob]

Remember him?
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I quoted WC Field's "never give a sucker an even break" about 3 days ago on a Sci-Fi channel.

 

[SaparotRob]

Remember Mike Mazurki?
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Besides being the "heavy" on many shows, I believe he was also a voice actor on early anime imports on TV. Back in the days of glorious black and white.

 

[Lucky13]

"He was old and wise, which meant tired and disappointed..."

T.E. Lawrence

Sounds about right!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."
― Oscar Wilde

 

[Lucky13]

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Lucky13]

"The Seven Social Sins are:

Wealth without work.
Pleasure without conscience.
Knowledge without character.
Commerce without morality.
Science without humanity.
Worship without sacrifice.
Politics without principle."


From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.

 

[Frog]

"The Seven Social Sins are:

Wealth without work.
Pleasure without conscience.
Knowledge without character.
Commerce without morality.
Science without humanity.
Worship without sacrifice.
Politics without principle."


From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.

8th sin :

Beer without chips.

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]