Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

"There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward."

Khalil Gibran

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

I do an honest days work if it takes all week

 

[buffnut453]

"Mummy Mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill!"

"Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on!"



Coat donned....!

 

[A4K]

"Mummy mummy, why are we pushing the caravan off a cliff?"
"Shhhhh! You'll wake your father up!"

 

[WARSPITER]

Mummy mummy, why can I only go in a circle ?

Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor as well.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Mummy, mummy, I don't want to see Gramma today!
Shut up, kid, and keep digging!

 

[MiTasol]

Mummy mummy - can I like the bowl

No, flush it like everyone else.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

Mummy, mummy, I don't want to see Gramma today!
Shut up, kid, and keep digging!

I haven't heard these in decades.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I haven't heard these in decades.

Don't get me started on names of guys with no arms and legs.

 

[A4K]

I haven't heard these in decades.

Yeah, old school jokes from the 70s. Another:

"Mummy mummy, I hate Grandma's guts!"

"Well just leave it on the side of your plate and eat your vegetables dear."

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[andy1967]

 

[don4331]

 

[Shortround6]

Yup, right next to my CD rewinder.
Great time saver

 

[andy1967]

 

[Lucky13]

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Yup, right next to my CD rewinder.
Great time saver

What!? You didn't have the 2 in 1 set!?
Pfffft....peasant!