Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

Why can't you just use a pencil, you bourgeios gits?

 

[A4K]

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Love that joke

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

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They forgot sweeping the factory floor

 

[Frog]

They forgot sweeping the factory floor

And washing the dishes.

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

Don't get me started on names of guys with no arms and legs.

How is Matt?

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

How is Matt?

Just laying on your doorstep.

 

[WARSPITER]

Why can't you just use a pencil, you bourgeios gits?

Smart people use pencils.... like the constipated mathematician - he worked it out with a pencil.

 

[special ed]

I thought he worked it out with a slide rule.

 

[special ed]

As long as we are doing dad jokes:
What's the black stuff between elephants toes?
Slow natives.