Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

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I'm a big fan of Gahan Wilson.

 

[special ed]

 

[MiTasol]

Nothing limits intelligence more than ignorance; nothing fosters ignorance more than one's own opinions; nothing strengthens opinions more than refusing to look at reality.

Sheri S. Tepper, novelist (16 Jul 1929 - 22 Oct 2016 (aged 87)

 

[GTX]

 

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[Frog]

Rule of management :

The longer the professional title, the shorter the list of his achievements.

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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I knew it!

 

[special ed]

 

[SaparotRob]

Rule of management :

The longer the professional title, the shorter the list of his achievements.

I represented myself as an "intra-shop parcel redistribution agent" at my first job.

 

[Frog]

I represented myself as an "intra-shop parcel redistribution agent" at my first job.

My last position was merely '' project manager '' but with a two pages job description list...

 

[Wurger]

A psychiatrist says to his patient ...
- Well, I've cured you.
- Oh, let's forget it ! When I came to see you I was Napoleon. But now I'm nobody.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[A4K]

Went into the Women's Rights centre the other day. Never again! They all got really angry and started giving me abuse, then threw me out of the place. All I did was ask to speak to the man in charge.

 

[GTX]

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[GTX]