Quotes and Jokes (14 Viewers)

[Frog]

I have nothing special to tell you, but am pleased to let you know.

 

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[A4K]

I have nothing special to tell you, but am pleased to let you know.

That sounds like the signs that say 'Ignore this sign', or the notes that say 'If you notice this notice you will notice it's not worth noticing.'

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[SaparotRob]

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This one is actually nice looking. Can't be French.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Frog]

Extreme courtesy :

A cop from my gunclub told me he had to respond to a suicide case.
The deceased had been kind enough to leave a note :
'' To the attention of the police officers who will find me, beware of the gun, it is loaded ''.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

One Day on the Prairie, MAD Magazine #133 (August 1970). Art by Don Martin. Writer: Sergio Aragonés ...

the pic source: the net.

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

"Water does not strike the stone with force, yet it wears it away."

 

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