Quotes and Jokes (29 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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It's illegible.

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

It just doesn't take some people very long to check out a jet engine, that's all.

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Elvis]

Don't get me started on names of guys with no arms and legs.

Matt?

 

[buffnut453]

Matt?

Only if he's on dry land. If he's in the water then he's Bob.

 

[A4K]

If he has a shovel on his head he's Doug ('Dug'), without a shovel, Douglas.

 

[buffnut453]

It's going to be a LOOOOONG day!!!

 

[WARSPITER]

If he lives in a pile of leaves he's known as Russel.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

If he's stuffed in your mailbox - Bill.

 

[Greg Boeser]

If she's an Irish lass lying on your deck - Patty O'Furniture

 

[WARSPITER]

If he had an unfortunate episode with a chainsaw he's Neil.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[A4K]

If he had an unfortunate episode with a chainsaw he's Neil.

If he's got a rabbit up his @ss he's Warren.

 

[andy1967]

 

[GTX]