Quotes and Jokes (35 Viewers)

[WARSPITER]

If he wrote a book called lovers leap his name is Hugo First.

 

[GTX]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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That could be any of us.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

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I have the abridged Volume 3 on 24 DVD's.

 

[A4K]

Might as well be in Chinese for all the good it would do

 

[MiTasol]

I think it was written in ancient Norse Runes then translated by the prototype AI given how contradictory it is.

 

[A4K]

A guy moves in to a new estate. He's just taking boxes in from the car, when a neighbour sticks his head over the fence, and says 'Hey man! You're the new neighbour eh?' He says 'Yeah'. 'Cool' says the guy, 'Hey, do you wanna come over for a party on saturday? There should be plenty of drinking, fighting, and rooting!'.
The guy says 'Yeah, sounds awesome! I'll come over man!'. He grabs another box, thinking he's landed in a great place, then quickly asks 'Hey! What time shall I be there?' The neighbour says 'Whenever suits you, it's just us mate!'

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Lucky13]

"A fence lasts 3 years, a dog lasts 3 fences, a horse lasts 3 dogs, and a man lasts 3 horses."

German proverb

 

[SaparotRob]

I think it was written in ancient Norse Runes then translated by the prototype AI given how contradictory it is.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJUqgjoB8nI

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[special ed]

Book:
Under the Bleachers
by Seymore Butts

 

[Dana Bell]

Book:

History of Aviation by Aaron Speys...

Cheers,


Dana

 

[Lucky13]

 

[WARSPITER]

Another book;

Fight in a Chinese cowshed by Ooo flung dung....

 

[A4K]

Another:

Rusty Bedsprings, by I P Nightly.