Quotes and Jokes (23 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[CATCH 22]

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We discussed this item many moons ago: it is a classic art-deco design.

Worked great in it's time. The napkins were much thicker, remember?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

I wouldn't be bl**dy surprised!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[CATCH 22]

Those were the days, my friend.....

 

[A4K]

NIce ones! Wouldn't mind being the lemon picker

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[CATCH 22]

NIce ones! Wouldn't mind being the lemon picker

....or the lemon squeezer!

 

[buffnut453]

I volunteer for a taste test!

 

[A4K]

Straight from the bottle

 

[Wurger]

A man on a plane complains to another passenger that things are constantly going wrong for him.
A moment later, a flight attendant comes in announcing that the plane has to make an emergency water landing.
However please don't worry. We'll be handing out shark-repellent whistles shortly, she syas in a calm voice.
The guy comments - Knowing my luck, either the whistle won't have a hole in it, or the shark will be deaf.

 

[A4K]

Someone said to my dad once that his luck was so bad, if he fell face down in a bucket of tits, he'd come up sucking his thumb.

 

[GTX]

View: https://x.com/oldtoons_/status/2084972921571918142?s=20

 

[Frog]

View: https://x.com/oldtoons_/status/2084972921571918142?s=20

Because you use C4 instead ?

 

[Shortround6]

I haven't dropped an anvil on anybody..............
Or painted a tunnel on a wall where there wasn't one.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I haven't dropped an anvil on anybody..............
Or painted a tunnel on a wall where there wasn't one.

Rocket skates?