The other day, wife and I are going to church (she's driving) when I see a very large Channellock pliers or similar in the road. I callout, "Stop", knowing if name brand they are worth $50-60.
She says, "Why?" I tell her, "Very good, new large pliers in the road."
She says, "You've got pliers." and keeps driving.
I have determined terminology was wrong, In future, I will say, "A $20 bill."