Quotes and Jokes

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[pbehn]

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Many a true word said in jest. I got a week free from work and the weather in UK was foul so we booked a week in Benidorm at short notice. I like Mexican food and wanted to try some proper Spanish food. The place the hotel recommended was a 15 minute taxi ride from our hotel.

 

[GTX]

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[GTX]

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And here I was thinking it was this:

 

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[GTX]

Is this a warning or a suggestion?

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Imagine trying to describe what you want to the sign maker

 

[MiTasol]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Another oldie but classic:


View: https://youtu.be/zYV-qYeWPkk?si=ntnYWS1VXKCYYvdk

 

[GTX]

And of course for that perfect "song stuck in your head" inspiration:


View: https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?si=2OV5OfWHqvXY9_g7

 

[MIflyer]

I Park, Therefore I Am.

 

[MIflyer]

You probably could start a business providing these labels.

 

[MIflyer]

I sure am glad they cleared that up.

 

[MIflyer]

Sounds absurd, but people have been known to try that approach with dashboard warning lights.

 

[MIflyer]

Sounds reasonable until you get to the part about the bees. By the way, Woodridge is in IL

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]