Quotes and Jokes

[MiTasol]

this is more like cat behaviour

 

[MIflyer]

And of course for that perfect "song stuck in your head" inspiration:

Which is now no doubt considered to be racist, or sexist, or homophobic or something,

 

[Greg Boeser]

Dude, lighten up!

 

[Wurger]

I played golf with a cheerful 78-year-old man. He was giving me life tips all the time.
Finally he said... don't say anything to me in the car park. My wife picks up me and she thinks I went deaf 5 years ago.
What a wonderful man....

 

[A4K]

Which is now no doubt considered to be racist, or sexist, or homophobic or something,

God I miss the '70s.

 

[Snautzer01]

God I miss the '70s.

I miss Python.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[GTX]

I miss Python.

100%

 

[MIflyer]

John Cleese of MP fame provided a memorable quote not long ago, on the subject of "Wokeness" in response to some modern day outrage over an old MP skit.

"You refuse to control your emotions and instead expect everyone else to control their actions."

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

What's your point?

 

[GTX]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[at6]

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Why have you been looking at my nakedness?

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/XtMRsb4bRls?si=K12qDrUcFjWKjh_M

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]