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• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,701

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special ed

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• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,702

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pbehn

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special ed said:

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Many a true word said in jest. I got a week free from work and the weather in UK was foul so we booked a week in Benidorm at short notice. I like Mexican food and wanted to try some proper Spanish food. The place the hotel recommended was a 15 minute taxi ride from our hotel.

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,703

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

don4331 said:

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• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,704

GTX

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Snautzer01 said:

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And here I was thinking it was this:

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,705

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,706

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,707

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,708

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,709

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

MIflyer said:

Is this a warning or a suggestion?

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Imagine trying to describe what you want to the sign maker

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,710

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,711

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,712

GTX

Brigadier General

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Dec 18, 2015

Another oldie but classic:


View: https://youtu.be/zYV-qYeWPkk?si=ntnYWS1VXKCYYvdk

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,713

GTX

Brigadier General

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Dec 18, 2015

And of course for that perfect "song stuck in your head" inspiration:


View: https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?si=2OV5OfWHqvXY9_g7

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,714

M

MIflyer

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I Park, Therefore I Am.

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,715

M

MIflyer

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You probably could start a business providing these labels.

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,716

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MIflyer

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I sure am glad they cleared that up.

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,717

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MIflyer

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Sounds absurd, but people have been known to try that approach with dashboard warning lights.

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,718

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MIflyer

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Sounds reasonable until you get to the part about the bees. By the way, Woodridge is in IL

 

Last edited: Dec 5, 2023

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,719

MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

• Dec 5, 2023

• #24,720

Wurger

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