Quotes and Jokes (6 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

This is true for me.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

On a Spiritual Journey with elderly Monks. I need your guidance during these trying phases.

Spoiler: Spiritual picture for the believers.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Lucky13]

....not only are they barren, they have become a desert!

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[SaparotRob]

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In that lies a tale...

 

[MiTasol]

Some of these are too close to the truth to be funny!!

 

[MiTasol]

A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year, we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Shit.
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[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

For those who have never seen a submarine race ...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[buffnut453]

For those who have never seen a submarine race ...

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Or the Russian Black Sea Fleet.