Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

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Where do I go for WW2aircraft.net being down?!!!!

 

[MiTasol]

Somewhere with strong coffee or strong alcohol - or better still both together.

 

[at6]

For 3/17:
Paddy was out walking one fine evening when a brand new Mercedes drives up. Paddy turns and recognizes the driver and says: "Well top of the evening to you Mick, that's a fine set of wheels you got there, how did you come by it?"
Mick turns an says: "Well Paddy it's a long story."
Paddy says: "Well I've go time tell me."
Mick replies: "Sue came by my house a while back and asked if I wanted to go for a ride in her new car so I said 'You Bet!'
Paddy replied: "That sounds about right. You and Sue has always had a thing for you.
Mick continued: "Well I got in and Sue started driving through the country until she came to a turn off. It was a dirt country road and she followed it for a while until she came to a patch of woods. She pulled in a ways and stopped the car. Then she gets out and takes off all her clothes, opens her arms, looks at me and says: 'Mick take whatever you want'
So I took the car!"
"You're a smart man" says Paddy
Them clothes would never have fitted you"

It's been so long that I thought we had lost you. Good to see you here.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MiTasol]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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These are all reasons ICE vehicles outsold electric vehicles in the early days of automobiles.
And they were way more efficient and far less polluting than the horse drawn carriages they were replacing.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[mikewint]

An elderly Couple are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'

 

[GTX]

 

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