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Here is a joke on us.

The "Scientists" decided that preventing infection from COVID 19 would require at least 20 feet of separation. They decided that they could not sell that and changed it to 10 ft.

Discussions with the political types indicated they could not sell 10 ft and changed it to 6 ft.

So the supposedly essential 6 ft of separation that led to all those stickers on the floor at stores was less than one third of the recommended separation distance, which was no more than a wild ass guess in the first place.

And to think that us mechanical engineers joke about "Calculated with a computer, measured with a micrometer, and cut with an axe."
 
Several years back a black lady who was the mayor of a very small town in South Carolina announced that she and her husband had been the victims of racially motivated vandalism.

Both of their cars had been sprayed with a yellow sticky powdery substance!

And yes, this was in the Spring.
 
The joke above reminds me of Artesh's profile signature. Hope he is OK. Have not seen a post from him since 25 November last year.
I had thought of sending him a PM but I worry some Iranian security service might be watching. I wouldn't want him any grief by having a communication from a scion of Satan send him a "how do you do?" email.
 
They are Amish. They use the traditional Le Mans start.
Vehicle on one side of the track, Drivers and horses on the other.
At the start signal Drivers lead horses to the vehicles, hook them up and drive off as they complete the hook up/start procedure.
Cuts down on first turn pileups although really slow drivers and horses crossing the track are a hazard.
 

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