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Reminds me of the old one about the robber who breaks into a house and as he tiptoes across the room a voice says Jesus is watching you. He freezes for a minute and nothing else happens so he moves and very quickly the voice says Jesus is watching you. He gets brave and points his torch in the direction of the voice and sees a large parrot so he says hello Polly, how are you. The parrot replies in a most indignant voice my name is not Polly, it is Herbert. The crook replies well that is a strange name for a parrot to which the parrot responds and I suppose you think that Jesus is a strange name for a Rottweiler .
 
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