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• Jun 1, 2024

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• Jun 1, 2024

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Wurger

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• Jun 1, 2024

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

 

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

There a lots of stories about how dangerous Aus animals are but do you know some of the dead ones are just as dangerous?

If you've ever been tempted to handle a dead snake, read this first

A snake doesn't have to be alive to bite and kill you. So how can this be, and how long can they remain dangerous after they've wriggled off this mortal coil?

www.abc.net.au

 

• Jun 1, 2024

• #28,433

GTX

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Dec 18, 2015

MiTasol said:

There a lots of stories about how dangerous Aus animals are but do you know some of the dead ones are just as dangerous?

If you've ever been tempted to handle a dead snake, read this first

A snake doesn't have to be alive to bite and kill you. So how can this be, and how long can they remain dangerous after they've wriggled off this mortal coil?

www.abc.net.au

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Best thing is to just avoid the snakes or if you can't, get in a professional.

 

• Jun 1, 2024

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SaparotRob

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I don't need any professional snakes. I already got a lawyer.

 

• Jun 1, 2024

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SaparotRob

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Ba dum bump.

 

• Jun 1, 2024

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

SaparotRob said:

I don't need any professional snakes. I already got a lawyer.

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stop insulting snakes

 

• Jun 1, 2024

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Ba dum bump + cymbal

 

• Jun 2, 2024

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Back in the 80's a guy exposed himself to two women running on a trail near Santa Barbara.

Turned out they were two policewomen training for the police olympics. They chased him down and beat the crap out of him.

 

• Jun 2, 2024

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WARSPITER

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I remember about a bloke who flashed three old ladies in a local park.
Two of them had a stroke and the other one just looked.