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Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
A man is walking along a street, pulling a length of string behind him.
A passerby asks "Why are you pulling that length of string ?"
To which the man replies "Have you ever tried pushing the feckin thing ?!!"
Got me coat .................
A passerby asks "Why are you pulling that length of string ?"
To which the man replies "Have you ever tried pushing the feckin thing ?!!"
Got me coat .................
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,680
- May 13, 2018
Mary Clancy speaks to Father O'Grady after Sunday service and she is in tears.
"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
"Oh Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
"Oh Mary, that is terrible. Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"That he did Father."
"What did he ask, Mary?"
"He said, please Mary, put down that damn gun."
"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
"Oh Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
"Oh Mary, that is terrible. Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"That he did Father."
"What did he ask, Mary?"
"He said, please Mary, put down that damn gun."
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Why I don't keep firearms in the home.
