A cousin sent things actually recorded in court, as taken down by the court reporters. From the book: Disorder in the American Courts. These are claimed to be word for word. I will try to put in a couple each day, because it is difficult to focus typing while reading.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy'?
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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