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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
It kinda' is.
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
- 43,086
- Mar 26, 2007
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Hey, you got any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, we don't got any duck food. Get outta here." So the duck leaves.
The next day, the same duck is back, "Hey, you got any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, I told you we don't got any duck food. Now get outta here!" So the duck leaves.
The next day, again, the same duck is back, "Hey, you got any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, goddammit! I told you we don't got any duck food! You ask me that again, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!" The duck leaves.
The day after that, the same duck comes back, again. He says to the bartender, "Hey, you got any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We don't got any nails." The duck says, "Good. You got any duck food?"
The next day, the same duck is back, "Hey, you got any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, I told you we don't got any duck food. Now get outta here!" So the duck leaves.
The next day, again, the same duck is back, "Hey, you got any duck food?" The bartender says, "No, goddammit! I told you we don't got any duck food! You ask me that again, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!" The duck leaves.
The day after that, the same duck comes back, again. He says to the bartender, "Hey, you got any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We don't got any nails." The duck says, "Good. You got any duck food?"
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,680
- May 13, 2018
A few more from "Disorder in the American courts":
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: So , the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
As a personal note, I have just ordered the book from eBay.
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: So , the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
As a personal note, I have just ordered the book from eBay.
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