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[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[VBF-13]

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pt5VK0R0Nog?app=desktop

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Snautzer01]

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I dont want that picture in my whats app.

 

[Snautzer01]

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Should have been in Russian. Too late now.

 

[Snowman]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

More from "Disorder in American courts."

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget...
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do...
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

More tomorrow-
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[rochie]

 

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