Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

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[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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This is in my freezer.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

Lets see who read books.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

Dear god Wurger...

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

Build my own motorhome.

 

[special ed]

More from Disorder in the American courts,

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...

As a personal observation, it seems when Med and engineering students find they can't hack it, they become lawyers.
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[Frog]

- Why don't cocks have hands?
-Because chickens don't have tits.

 

[Snowman]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

I can't quite pinpoint it but something isn't right with this...