More from Disorder in the American courts,
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
As a personal observation, it seems when Med and engineering students find they can't hack it, they become lawyers.
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