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Disorder in the court:

ATTORNEY: Can You tell the jury what you did in reference to the Department of Motor Vehicles?
WITNESS: Well, I made a number of inquiries, principally by computer, to identify who rented the beeper.
OPPOSING COUNSEL: I would object to the contents of computer response as being hearsay.
THR COURT: Shall we bring it in to cross-examine it?
 
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