Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

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[Snautzer01]

Building french kits.

1. Glue finger to compass, 3 steps back
2. Lost antenna to carpet monster, 4 steps back.
3. Sawed off wrong part of wing. 2 steps back. If French, go 15 ahead.
4. Build a model from a French plane in a French box. 3 steps forward, one back 2 left squint eyes. Get drunk and never mind.
5. Ff ing cat got zoomied. Its now rlm green and a pistache. Its too fast for to stick on the victory marks. Just help yourself to minus points
6. Minus 10 because of wifey just vacuumed carpet. Mass murder of the carpet monsters.
7. Life is wonderfull, in fact i will paint my car in lovely colours. Its warm so i will dance naked in the garden of my village. Yes those fumes are going to make you go back to the 60'.

 

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[WARSPITER]

Yes those fumes are going to make you go back to the 60'.

That would be 'Citroenella' then ?

 

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News flash!!! Hope everybody is allright.

 

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[Snowman]

DIY Brougham

 

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