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That's master class snark. I took notes.This happened to me today, I think it was funny. Was in PG today getting the truck serviced and me and the missus walked a few blocks to a small strip mall. I started over heating so I stayed outside. I watched a little old lady walk up the walkway and then she stopped and started to talk to me
LOA: Are you religious?
Me: No
LOA: Have you ever been?
Me: No, I'm going to Hell because that's where all my friend are
LOA: You shouldn't say that, its a nasty place. Don't you want to go to heaven
Me: If I went to heaven I would just sit around all day and drink tea with my granny. I want to be with my friends
LOA: But its a nasty place
Me: It's the 21st century, Its bound to have air conditioning by now. You wanna come with me?
She just smiled, said no and tried to hand me some literature. I said no thank you and she said, "I'll pray for You" and walked away. I hope I made her day.
This happened to me today, I think it was funny. Was in PG today getting the truck serviced and me and the missus walked a few blocks to a small strip mall. I started over heating so I stayed outside. I watched a little old lady walk up the walkway and then she stopped and started to talk to me
LOA: Are you religious?
Me: No
LOA: Have you ever been?
Me: No, I'm going to Hell because that's where all my friend are
LOA: You shouldn't say that, its a nasty place. Don't you want to go to heaven
Me: If I went to heaven I would just sit around all day and drink tea with my granny. I want to be with my friends
LOA: But its a nasty place
Me: It's the 21st century, Its bound to have air conditioning by now. You wanna come with me?
She just smiled, said no and tried to hand me some literature. I said no thank you and she said, "I'll pray for You" and walked away. I hope I made her day
Try here for good ammunition...My sister is THE expert with those people. When they knock on the door she invites them in, makes tea and/or coffee, provides cakes etc. There are large photos of her adopted children on the wall (she could not have natural children) and they have common Anglo-Jewish names.
When talk gets to the bible and they quote something she immediately responds with yes and Talmud says this and the Koran says that. She repeats the process as necessary until they leave. She has never read the Talmud or the Koran.
The first time I saw her put down one of those people was just days after she adopted her first. We were in the main street of the local town and a woman came up and went all googly over the baby then looked at my sister and said - Oh, you are Mrs x. I don't know how you could take in another man's bastard. Before I recovered and finished preparing to deck the T$%^& my sister responded Jesus was a bastard because God was not married to Mary and Joseph took him in. The old cow went no he wasn't and departed the scene very quickly.
Did I pass?
Yes. You can continue your XF-85 training.Did I pass?