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I gotta go guys. I hear the phone ringing.

 

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I seriously will be going to church this week guys.

 

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Now that is true art at its finest.

 

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I started on Medicare this year. Yes, I am 65 years old. I made
my peace and have gotten closer to God. I hope the rest of you
have also. This whole having to deal with God infinity and reality
has me thinking big time. So I devised a plan:...

 

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This has become internet nationwide proof that trucks are not needed
and just an elaborate scam to get you to buy something you don't need.

 

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Now this here is how Jasper has managed to keep them thieving
miscreants from steeling his cycle. I suggest you all take heed.
He has owned this beautiful baby for 45 minutes now and nobody
has even had the nerve to try and take that sucker here in Stupidville,
Virginia.

 

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If you are having aircraft problems,

Do not worry in the least. You have nothing to worry about. We will always be there to help you
get home

 

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Always remember that our highly trained staff are ever vigilant and
will be there if you need us...well except on holidays...and maybe
weekends... and on occasions that we designate as important to us.

 

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That is right friends. If you are over water not to worry. Our many
super carriers will be there to assist.

Uh, you do know how to land on a carrier, right?