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michaelmaltby
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Shortround6
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Parking by ear only works when the "crunch" is louder than the noise your own vehicle makes while in motion.
fubar57
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Old Wizard
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CORSNING
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Who the #ell drank all the beer???
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Robert Porter
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Mine has one purple eye and one red one. The carpet muncher is a hungry git!
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Glider
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On our local radio station the sometimes after the news which is normally full of doom and gloom, mention a funny story or uplifting piece of news. The following story almost made me crash the car.
Sarah is seven and loves her Hamster very much. One evening she noticed it sitting in the corner of the cage and not moving. In the morning the hamster was sill in the corner, it hadn't eaten or drunk anything and was just slumped there. So the family took the hamster to the vet, they put it on the table and the hamster was moving about, a little groggy but it was moving around reasonably well. The vet checked it over and said that apart from needing something to eat and drink it seemed fine. He also asked if anything unusual had happened over the last few days.
Aparently it had escaped from the cage and had hidden under the fridge where they had to rescue it. But hamsters do that kind of thing and everything had seemed normal. The vet had a second look and realsied the problem, the hamster had swallowed a fridge magnet.
Sarah is seven and loves her Hamster very much. One evening she noticed it sitting in the corner of the cage and not moving. In the morning the hamster was sill in the corner, it hadn't eaten or drunk anything and was just slumped there. So the family took the hamster to the vet, they put it on the table and the hamster was moving about, a little groggy but it was moving around reasonably well. The vet checked it over and said that apart from needing something to eat and drink it seemed fine. He also asked if anything unusual had happened over the last few days.
Aparently it had escaped from the cage and had hidden under the fridge where they had to rescue it. But hamsters do that kind of thing and everything had seemed normal. The vet had a second look and realsied the problem, the hamster had swallowed a fridge magnet.
Robert Porter
Senior Master Sergeant
Love it! They could probably have just stuck dear old hammie to the fridge!
Robert Porter
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