ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
That's a lie!!! Ukrainian fishermen 'somehow' acquired that ship.
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MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
I agree.
They ran a line out and salvaged it with their tractors after the cowardly Russians abandoned it
They ran a line out and salvaged it with their tractors after the cowardly Russians abandoned it
special ed
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I still have one in the box. It was to go in my shop, finished just before hurricane Katrina. The fan stayed safe in the box, made the move, and remains in the box. This house has a chandelier style light in the dining room, now used a computer/craft room. My wife suggested we should replace the chandelier with a ceiling fan. I pointed out we still had my shop fan. It is still in the box.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
In 1944 GPS (Grandma Positioning System) was seen as boon to future air travel.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Yes, they are going to update it to modern times and make it a hybrid;
Six R-4360's and Six J-57's.
Nice work so far!
ThomasP
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Snautzer01
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We can use this one in some of the threads here lately.
Snautzer01
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Snautzer01
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special ed
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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Like spelling "artical" instead of article?
buffnut453
Captain
Somewhere in the world right now, a beaver is yelling at its laptop.
at6
1st Sergeant
And Moles are crying.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Jonathan Winters used to get in elevators and after it started to move say to his wife or whomever he was with, "Hear that? That's a very distinctive sound! Strands in the elevator cables breaking! I noticed that the inspection certificate was out of date!" Then he would get off at his floor, turn to look at the people in the elevator, and shake his head sadly.
A guy I worked with said a friend of his took a starter motor and mounted it under the hood of his car, a short length of chain attached to the drive and a bucket over the top of it. Then he would find someone siting in their car in a parking lot, feign having trouble pulling into the park next to them, then jam on his brakes and hit the button for the added starter, "Balalalama!' The person would leap out of his car and be mystified at the lack of damage from an accident he had heard so clearly.
A guy I worked with said a friend of his took a starter motor and mounted it under the hood of his car, a short length of chain attached to the drive and a bucket over the top of it. Then he would find someone siting in their car in a parking lot, feign having trouble pulling into the park next to them, then jam on his brakes and hit the button for the added starter, "Balalalama!' The person would leap out of his car and be mystified at the lack of damage from an accident he had heard so clearly.
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