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A string walked into a bar.
The bartender said: "We don't serve your kind here!"
So the string left, went into the alley, and tied himself. Then he threw himself around until he was all roughed up.
Then he went back into the bar.
The bartender said: "Hey, aren't you that string I just chased out of here?"
The string replied: "I'm a frayed knot!"
 

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