Quotes and Jokes

[ThomasP]

 

[MiTasol]

I thought you might enjoy this quote:

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."

Dr. Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate April 1999.

 

[MiTasol]

It is said that America's Pilgrim Fathers came to the New World fleeing religious persecution in Europe, in search of the freedom to persecute others in their own way.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Someone always has to

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Frog]

The reflex that betrays :

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Every. Single. Day.

 

[Greg Boeser]

It is said that America's Pilgrim Fathers came to the New World fleeing religious persecution in Europe, in search of the freedom to persecute others in their own way.

It's a never ending story. The persecuted use what they learned from their oppressors on the next marginalized group.

 

[manta22]

I thought you might enjoy this quote:

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."

Dr. Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate April 1999.

Dr. Steven Weinberg is a nitwit!

 

[at6]

Who the hell is Steven Weinberg? Nver heard of the scheisse lieber before now.

 

[VBF-13]

A ham sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

A string walked into a bar.
The bartender said: "We don't serve your kind here!"
So the string left, went into the alley, and tied himself. Then he threw himself around until he was all roughed up.
Then he went back into the bar.
The bartender said: "Hey, aren't you that string I just chased out of here?"
The string replied: "I'm a frayed knot!"

 

[Snautzer01]

Must be dad joke number 3. Love it.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[manta22]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Bernhart]

Ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon, now we will see