cammerjeff
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MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
- 42,447
- Mar 26, 2007
Should i fix it ? Or just give him an e male
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. 
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Too close to home.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,594
- May 13, 2018
That was a dad joke with no, absolutely no warning!
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Which AIDS do most in the aviation industry suffer from?
- Alcohol Induced Dizzyness Spells, AND/OR
- Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
The latest news of the madcap antics of the FBI leads me to recall a story told by G. Gordan Liddy.
FBI Director Hoover was adamant that information memos submitted to him could be no more than one page and have strict limits on the page margins. Trying to cram all you needed to say in such a format was not easy; ask anyone who has had to endure similar limitations in the US Military or mandated by the US Congress.
One day Hoover's staff seized on a way to give them more room for a memo. They reduced the page margins by just a few letters, figuring Hoover would never notice such a small change. But notice he did, and the memo came back with a note on it, "Watch the borders."
The FBI bureaucracy swung smartly into action when they got the instructions from the Director.
They sent every available FBI Agent to the borders with Canada and Mexico.
FBI Director Hoover was adamant that information memos submitted to him could be no more than one page and have strict limits on the page margins. Trying to cram all you needed to say in such a format was not easy; ask anyone who has had to endure similar limitations in the US Military or mandated by the US Congress.
One day Hoover's staff seized on a way to give them more room for a memo. They reduced the page margins by just a few letters, figuring Hoover would never notice such a small change. But notice he did, and the memo came back with a note on it, "Watch the borders."
The FBI bureaucracy swung smartly into action when they got the instructions from the Director.
They sent every available FBI Agent to the borders with Canada and Mexico.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,594
- May 13, 2018
Damned Dad jokes. I have learned to swallow coffee before reading, so damage done.
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
Bourbon, scotch, or gin?
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
My Santa insists on top quality Cognac for his anti freeze
