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Lucky13
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....until when they're wearing the same outfit!
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Or they are trying to set a date for a get together.
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Lucky13
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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Just let's hope that the [Iran] regime's "cyber army" don't find this!!!
Ralph Haus
Tech Sergeant
Still have several LARGE bundles of wood, since hauling in 1100 mile move in 1976, and have used a piece or two. Keep having to re-explain their importance.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Tom Brady.
That's it…
That's the joke.
Go 49ers!
That's it…
That's the joke.
Go 49ers!
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
GRAMMAR LESSON: Is it "complete", "finished", or "completely finished"?
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished". In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'
Here is his astute answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
He won a cruise and a case of 25 year old Scotch
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished". In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'
Here is his astute answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
He won a cruise and a case of 25 year old Scotch
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
There are B-26s in Tampa Bay, not Buccaneers.
